Spandex Sidney
2:13 Thu Mar 10
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park chan wook 12:26 Thu Mar 10
Have you got a 'thing' for having surgical staff near your genitals?
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Northern Sold
2:10 Thu Mar 10
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`impressive with the pendulum style, You could say it's a grandfather cock`.
* round of applause *
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park chan wook
12:36 Thu Mar 10
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I wished fifth,
Just the big African surgeon did the fiddling, whilst the medical students looked on about 10 of them, mostly nice looking posh birds.
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park chan wook
12:26 Thu Mar 10
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No northern. They said I could but they would have to do it after the op, I really didn't fancy going through the pain again. Plus it's fairly impressive with the pendulum style, You could say it's a grandfather cock. That's a great party trick by that fella, I think I missed a trick. Have to ask was he getting sexy with that dog? About 8 years ago I had to have a cyst removed from near my other bollock but that wasn't to shabby as they cut the sack for that one, when I had the bollock removed that was a Nice sized cut above the pube line.
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Northern Sold
11:37 Thu Mar 10
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Park... did you get a plastic one in it's place... bloke at our senior school had his bollock nipped off by a German Shepp' when he was a kid... had an impressive plastic bollock that he could drum with his fingers the theme of match of the day... absolute party trick that
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Fifth Column
10:46 Thu Mar 10
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Park I've got to ask, "a load of students too gently touching your ball bag"
1) Were there any attractive female medical students touching you up? Surely that would have been a fringe benefit?
2) "too gently"? Surely if you've just had your sack cut open you'd actually want them to be gentle.
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madeeasy
10:31 Thu Mar 10
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Just seen an update from him on faceache. seems to all have gone ok and in good humour, although that could be the drugs...!
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park chan wook
3:21 Thu Mar 10
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Haha my team mates did say I wasn't the same player after the op they said I couldn't hold the ball up any longer.
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chim chim cha boo
8:31 Wed Mar 9
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park chan wook 5:11 Wed Mar 9
Is it true the football team you played for sacked you off because of your poor ball retention?
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park chan wook
5:11 Wed Mar 9
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Had a lump on a bollock once, made my ball bag look impressive. I was 18 at the time, didn't bother with the doctor. Until the day I collapsed in doors with pain I would never want ever again. It was on a day when ambulances were having a strike so I had to go to hospital. I was fairly disappointed when they said the bollock as to go. The drugs after the op were lovely. They told me I couldn't play football for 3 months, I was playing after 2 weeks. At least you won't have the embarrassment of a big African surgeon visiting my bed with a load of students too gently touching your ball bag whilst his talking to students about your bollocks.
Good luck mate and men check your balls
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Fifth Column
11:48 Tue Mar 8
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Good luck mate. 6 weeks in a neck brace, that should be fine, definitely not the Worst Case Scenario.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE??
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claret50
9:59 Tue Mar 8
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Best of luck Ont.
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East Auckland Hammer
9:55 Tue Mar 8
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stomper 9:09 Tue Mar 8
Ha ha yeah. When they were putting me in the chair and getting me all set up for my surgery, the bloke said "Now, are you comfortable? You're going to be there for a couple of hours."
Hopefully that's not really going to be an issue mate, because I'm going to be asleep for that time aren't I?
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ironsofcanada
9:10 Tue Mar 8
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All the best.
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stomper
9:09 Tue Mar 8
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Dont fret the surgery. You'll be asleep anyway. Good luck Ontario
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East Auckland Hammer
9:04 Tue Mar 8
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Good luck WCO. I'm 3 weeks post shoulder surgery, and have a sling on for at least another month. As others have said it will be the frustration of not doing the simple things you take for granted that is the worst part of of it.
Plenty of drugs to sort out the pain, but nothing like the annoyance of not being able to wipe your arse or pick your kids up etc.
Best of luck.
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Hammer and Pickle
8:44 Tue Mar 8
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All the best Ontario.
I had my teeth sanded today by a clear latent sadist female (I though she was working for PUTIN (Putin) at one stage) if that's of any comfort.
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Lertie Button
8:40 Tue Mar 8
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Don't fret about the pain, as long as the surgery is successful you are sorted.
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Nurse Ratched
8:17 Tue Mar 8
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Good luck, Ont.
Wish you the best possible outcome and a speedy recovery.
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gph
8:08 Tue Mar 8
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Hope you're back to your old self asap.
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